And They’re Off !
It’s going to be a CLASSIC Strictly year on this weekend’s showing. Highlights were Michelle Williams being all bounce but no boogie. Is she related to Janice Dickinson ? Felicity Kendal wore a big...
View ArticleCape Hope
Brendan threw an almighty strop. Anton threw an almighty Anne and I nearly threw up watching the Viennese waltz. Roundandaroundandaroundand…… Pam had surprise heavy legs and I am starting to enjoy the...
View ArticleStrictlyonics
Last week Jimi Mistry had a hissy fit and carried on like there had been some major national tragedy when he was voted out of Strictly. The real shock was that, as the floppiest footed dancer in the...
View ArticleDance the Fight Fantastic
If Gav gets his skates on he might be able get the hat-trick and win X Factor and Choir of the Year 2010 as well as Strictly. After all that he can have a nice rest in The Priory. He makes being...
View ArticleQuestion Time
There are more questions than answers after this week’s Strictly: Why was Pamela swingathon-ing in clogs? Should Matt get exorcised before the final so he can concentrate on dancing and not winning?...
View ArticleGlitterballs and Greetings
It was as if Matt and Kara had run away to join the circus and forgot all about being in Strictly. The two show dances were really just show off dances of their (considerable) acrobatic skills. And...
View ArticleThe Gary Rhodes Delusional Dancer Award 2011
I’m weary and in need of a Strictly surprise to get me excited for the spurt to the finish. It’s all got soooo predictable….. Maybe Tess could tell Brucie to shut the fook up mid feeble gag - or not...
View ArticleWitter and Glitter
My favourite part of the Strictlyganza final was the group dance. Who knew that Dan Lobb and Rory Bremner had been contestants this year? Edwina hefted on to the floor wearing a dress that was pure...
View ArticleStrictly Sat There!
I was in the audience on Saturday night! And it was bliss. I didn’t want to go home and would cheerily have stayed right there in my chair until the series ends in December. I tried to stage a one fan...
View ArticleStrictly Ta-Ra for Now
I want a catsuit. Denise wore one on tonight’s Strictly final, and it even made James look good. Dani would have won if it was Strictly Come Cuteing, but oddly her and Vincent filled their Showdance...
View ArticleStrictly Lift Off
Beefy Ben Cohen kicked off the second part of Strictly 2013 and as I only watched the muscles in his arms during his dance I will pass on him. Fiona Fullerton got her legs in a plait and pouted well...
View ArticleStrictly Settling In
Tess had the cupples all to herself tonight and tried harder than any of the dancers , but alas she is the queen of chill when it comes to presenting. Kevinfromgrimsby was wearing a shirt made from...
View ArticleSwiftly Strictly
This sum up is going to be a dash. Yes, even faster than Rachel and Pasha’s quickstep. Sophie and Brendan’s Foxtrot was lovely. So why did it make me yawn? Fiona and Anton’s Rumba should have been...
View ArticleStrictly Fainting, Gussetts and No Crackers
All the contestants are desperate to make it to the Tower Ballroom next week but frankly I don’t give a damn because viewing Strictly from Blackpool is like watching two ants dance on a dinner plate....
View ArticleStrictly Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
I am all gay man when it comes to musicals. My proof is that I have seen Les Miserables eight times and can singalonga to evrything in the West End. So Strictly AND Musicals? Best night everever....
View ArticleStrictly Piles and Delia
My analysis of this week’s Strictly is that grumpmeister Len must have piles. Poor Susanna and Kevinfromheneverevengotstarted – they were out of the Swingathon before they’d even swung. And she’s...
View ArticleHere Come the Gals
So, just the girly-whirlies are left in Strictly. I will miss Patrick’s bum very much, in particular how it was situated so close to his kidneys and had a rhythm all of it’s own. Big gob Brendan might...
View ArticleA Bye Bye Brucie Bonus
So Brucie is leaving Strictly. Let’s all pretend to be sad…… OK, I’m over it already. Now they need to do is get rid of the dead-behind-the-eyes bedsheet wearing Tess Daly and inject a bit of...
View ArticleStrictly Happy – George Sad
It’s going to be a VINTAGE Strictly year. The first shows were so good that fora nanosecond I stopped grieving about this being the weekend when George Clooney marries divine international human rights...
View ArticleStrictly Goes T’Pictures
It was movie week on Strictly and there was a whole lot more corn than pop going on. For my full round up please quickstep this way……....
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